Today I taught my niece to say "no, I am a crazy chicken". Although not quite as beneficial for me, this was still very useful. It was hilarious every time she said it. I would say "no, I am a crazy chicken" and she would very ardently state "no, I am a crazy chicken." Classic.
And this is why God gave us nieces and nephews. At least one of the reasons. And the fact that they are more fun that other kids. As soon as the two babies get old enough I will start brain washing them as well.